By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. -George Carlin
Question #737 posted on 09/27/2003 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
I see a lot of bikes locked up at a BYU building between the clock tower and deseret towers. They look like impounded or stolen bikes. Are those up for sale or auction? Or where else can I find a less expensive used bike?
- Looking for a set of wheels for my hot date

A: Dear Looking,
Yes, those are impounded bikes. They usually get auctioned at the end of winter semester. So no new wheels for you until April.
- Misaneroth