Dear 100 Hour Board,
I hear that men are really attracted to redheads. Why is this? Is it true that redheads are, well, um, skilled at certain times?
-wish I was pretty too
It is true that redheads are incredibly skilled at balloon animal art, but only between 1:30 and 2:00 p.m. every other Tuesday.
Dear Pretty, a word which here means a female who has red hair.
They are attracted to redheads because they find redheads pretty.
Redheads, like every normal person, have times where they are better at things than normal.
~The Snarky Snicket