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Question #73849 posted on 08/19/2013 7:40 p.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

I hear that men are really attracted to redheads. Why is this? Is it true that redheads are, well, um, skilled at certain times?

-wish I was pretty too


Dear you,

It is true that redheads are incredibly skilled at balloon animal art, but only between 1:30 and 2:00 p.m. every other Tuesday.

~Anne, Certainly


Dear Pretty, a word which here means a female who has red hair.

They are attracted to redheads because they find redheads pretty.

Redheads, like every normal person, have times where they are better at things than normal.

~The Snarky Snicket