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Question #73918 posted on 08/25/2013 11:10 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Do you think animals, cats in particular, can see ghosts or apparitions? They seem to detect things I cannot see.

-Unselfish Shellfish

A:

Dear Nanny,

I wonder this all the time. ALL THE TIME! But, mostly, I think my cat just hallucinates. 

-Azriel

A:

Dear US,

My cat could be a bit paranoid, but I don't think the supernatural had anything to do with it.

—Laser Jock