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Question #7546 posted on 09/03/2004 4:03 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What is the name of the woman at Albertsons (the one across the street from Movies 8) who dresses up as a chicken on Mondays? She was there today between five and six. Do they have more than one person who does it? And finally, who on earth thought of doing that??

- was chased by the Chicken Lady

A: Dear chaste,
Her name is Joyce. She works in the deli. She is generally the only one who does it. And it was her own idea.