"God blesses those who take out his sweet spirits." - Just Another Cassio

Dear 100 Hour Board,
I heard from a very good source that a band member from The Used is serving a mission, is this true?
- Curious

A: Dear Curious,

Well, if he's on a mission, then he's not in the band anymore, is he? They seem to be doing alright without anyone else. Plus I have it on very good authority that they're not exactly pro-missions and stuff like that. Nice guys, I'm sure, but c'mon- the guy vomits at the end of every show "as a sign of his devotion to the music and the fans." Not that I don't understand the emo thing and I'm not into it, but a nice "thank you" will suffice, if you please.

::: Latro :::