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Question #7606 posted on 09/07/2004 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
What is the 'five elephants in the volkswagon' joke? We got a kick out of the many other elephant jokes and would love to know that one as well.
- Chickenheart

A: Dear Chickenheart,

"How do you get five Elephants in a Volkswagen?
Two in the front, and three in the back."

-Uffish Thought
A: Dear Chikenlips,

And don't forget the follow-up joke:
"How do you know if elephants are visiting your house?
There is a Volkswagen parked outside with five elephants in it."

- Conrad
A: Dear Chickenheart (which are quite tasty actually...)

Here is an elephant joke entirely unrelated to volkswagons (except for the common use of the road).

Q: "Why did the elephant cross the road?"
A: "Because he was stapled to the chicken."

That is all.

Horatio