Silence is the virtue of fools. -Sir Francis Bacon
Question #7645 posted on 09/10/2004 4:05 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
At one point, in middle school, I remember that jokes listing off several "deep questions" where pretty popular for some reason (at least amongst my friends). They included questions like 'why are there inner-state highways in Hawaii?' or sometimes lists of popular oxymorons, like the fact that Long-John Silver's sells "Jumbo Shrimp". I can't remember as many as I used to. Does the board have any to offer (as jokes)? Ironically though, I'm sure the board could answer theses very questions.
- Trent, a Jack Hand(y/ie) fan.

A: Dear Trent,

More than I ever knew existed at

A: Dear Trent,

And even more still at

And if you're interested in oxymorons, be sure to check out the world's largest on-line list at

- Conrad