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Question #77 posted on 09/04/2003 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,
What is the difference between a duck?

A: Dear Duck loving anonymous person,
Marshmallows. (NOTE: Don't feed marshmallows to the ducks. They might like it and come hunting for more. And let me tell you, it's one of the SCARIEST things in the world to have a flock of 100 ducks come looking for you)
- Rufus