"Don't drink vinegar. Good in salad dressing...bad in your throat." - Claudio
Question #77046 posted on 04/04/2014 1:11 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board Alumni,

ROLL CALL! Who's here this year?

-DFTBA

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Dear DFTBA,

I am! I couldn't sleep the first night this was open, so I decided to open the inbox just to check, and yeah. Here I am, like five answers later.

- The Black Sheep

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Dear DFTBA,

Claudio here, reporting for duty. I have no idea how much I'll actually do this week, but I am, at least for the moment, present and accounted for!

-Claudio

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Dear DFTBA,

I'm here for the second year running. And seeing as how my first daughter is going to be born literally at any moment, this might be the only question I answer. But I'm here.

The Man with a Mustache

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Dear DFTBA,

I've put a few words in through e-mail!

-Sister Zed c/o Tally M.

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Dear DFTBA,

I'm lounging around here somewhere. 

-Concorde

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Dear Dr.smeed's Finer Than 'Bout Anyone,

Dr. Smeed.

Dr. Smeed

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Dear DFTBA,

I'm here, Rating Pending
Not pretending, not ending
Answers extending,
Some time I'm expending
And I hope not offending
(Is this rhyme condescending?)
No offense I'm intending
Because that would make me feel bad and, frankly I'm just pretty excited to get to answer questions again. I've missed this.

- Rating Pending (who isn't quiiiiite sure where that came from)

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Dear DFTBA,

Hello there.

No Dice

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Dear DFTBA,

I can't stay away...even if I tried.

Good luck!
-branflakes 

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Dear Don't Forget to Be Awesome:

My bad head cold has given me an excuse to answer questions during business hours. I'll be here all week, folks! Ba-da-ching.

---Portia

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Dear DFTUIOHRIUGIUDL

I'm here, and my other aliases are kicking around and may make an appearance.

-Humble Master.

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Dear DFTBA,

I'm here and, judging by this morning, I'm going to get no work done this week.

- Katya

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DFTBA,

I'm here. Because I'm awesome.

Marzipan

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DFTBA,

Olympus here.

-Olympus

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Dear Don't Fight That Bear Again,

At last I am here / answering questions again / without shame, writing.

Have Fun Storming the Castle,

-Il Guanaco, who wrote his first Haiku without using refrigerator just now...

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Dear DFTBA,

The Board is addicting. How could we possibly stay away?

-Sky Bones 

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Dear not-yet-announced DF,

As long as I don't have to do the hotdog dance at the end, I'm here.

-=Optimus Prime=-

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Dear friend--

Present!

- Lexi Khan

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Dear DFTBA ~

Oooh, pick me!  Pick me!  

~ Dragon Lady

PS - Thanks for the easy stat, though it gave Humble Master the same opportunity, so it didn't really help me in my ultimate goal to someday, perhaps when I'm 70, surpass him in stats.

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Dearest DFTBA,

Present!

Love from

Queen Alice

A:

Dear DFTBA, 

My mom lives for Board Alumni Week.

- Lavish

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How are you DFTBA!!

It's you!!

Oh, no. It me, gentlemen.

Ha Ha Ha Ha...

-CATS

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Dear,

I'm here too! I hope it helps to decrease world suck.

-Uffish Thought

A:

Dear DFTBA,

Here!

- Eirene

P.S. Man, it feels good to type my 'nym at the end of a question again!

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Dear DFTBA,

I'm here, but maybe not a ton. Job + baby = busy.

--habiba

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Dear DFTBA,

I'm here, although I also have a busy week at work this week so I'm not sure how much I'll be able to participate either.

I hope this helps.  Please don't hate me.

- Brutus

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Dear DFTBA,

Je suis here! J'ai besoin de answering beaucoup de your questions!

- Genuine L'Article (who lost a bet)

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Dear DFTBA,

Present and accounted for.

-Petra

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Dear DFTBA,

Present.

:::Latro:::

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Dear DFTBA,

Yes, I'm here.

-Mico

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Dear dftba,

Yo.

I can't speak for Sauron's amount of participation, but I can assure you that he is awesome.

Love,

Waldorf (and Sauron)

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Dear DFTBA,

I'm here, and possibly a little too excited about it.

-Novel Concept

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Dear DFTBA,

KirkeLookingUp.bmp*

That is a lot of people. I'm here too.

~Professor Kirke

*We all know my only hope for getting thumbs-ups when my answer's this far down the list is inserting some dumb picture to draw attention to it.

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Dear Some letters of the alphabet,

Shockingly, I am here.

- The Defenestrator

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Dear DFTBA,

I am present.

Quandary

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Dear DFT something something,

I came running!  I miss you guys...

-The Cheeky Chickie

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Dear DFTBA,

Despite mysteriously* disappearing into thin air at the time of my retirement, I am here for Reunion Week. 

-Watts

*Not really

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Dearest Diftbah,

I'm kind of lurking.

Sincerely,

The Cleaning Lady

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Nerdfighters!

-Ineffable  

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Dear Sir or Madam,

I am here. 

-Castle in the Sky

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Dear DFTBA-

I'm here!  Reunions are fun. :-)

~Krishna

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Dear nerdfighters:

In a quest to out-thumb Kirke up there, imma say that that stupid cancer cancer teen romance cancer book is, hands down, the most emotionally manipulative drivel I've ever consumed.

---Portia

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Dear you,

Half way through reunion week and I finally logged in.  Lots of new 'nyms I don't recognize, excited to catch up!

- steen

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Yo,

I'm here.  And discovering just how much time I can lose in this beautiful vortex of opinions.

That is all.

Horatio.

A:

Dear friend,

I didn't come last year. But this year seemed kind of fun. Happy to see some 'nyms I actually know IRL.

- Duchess

A:

Hey DF,

Here!

- Hypatia

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Dear letters,

Also here! This far down, there's nothing witty left to say but that.

- Commander Keen

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DFTBA,

Ev’rybody’s gonna jump for joy
Come all without, come all within
You’ll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn

Let the games begin.

- Mighty Quinn

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Yo,

I'm here too, for what it's worth.

-Cognoscente

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Dear D.,

Well, it looks like I at least got a pinky toe in the pool! I'm here, though work has kept me from being as here as I'd like to be. But how could I pass up a question like this?

- The Detective