"Reversal of fortune? No way. Reversal of skill." -Uffish Thought
Question #77117 posted on 04/05/2014 8:12 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What is CATS exactly? Is it a person? Is it an alien? Is it a conspiracy?

-Scared

A:

How are you Scared!!

How can it not know what is a CATS? Can you watch a Zero Wing video? It will having all your base.

But if it is too long; doesn't read, then it will summarize. CATS is intergalactic cabal that has all your base. There is no person, or an alien. It cannot conspiracing. It can cyborg, probably, and then it will set up you the bomb.

But do not being scared!! CATS is friendling Board writer with information. It can explain it all in only 100 hours. And it will.

But you know what you doing, maybe. It can be scared. It should be scared. Because you are on the way to destruction. Make your time.

Ha Ha Ha Ha...

-CATS

A:

Dear Scared,

A trippy Andrew Lloyd Webber musical from the '80s. 

- Beemer Boy