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Question #7875 posted on 09/20/2004 4:16 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Is picking your nose wrong?

- a stupid stupid man

A: Dear Stupid,

Well, if you are of the mind that there is no such thing as true "right" and "wrong" then no, picking your nose would be no less acceptable than any other deviant behavior such as lying or robbing a bank.

Besides that, though, yes.

- Conrad
A: Dear stupid stupid man,
Yeah, picking my nose is wrong. Picking your own is probably not quite as bad as picking mine.