Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. -Ted Theodore Logan
Question #79022 posted on 09/10/2014 7:36 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Why aren't the doors to the ESC hard to open? I remember reading board questions that said they were difficult, but the last time I went to the ESC, they just felt like regular doors. It didn't even occur to me that they were supposed to be hard to open until later.

-Man of Steel Wool

A:

Dear lana de fierro,

Having personally opened every publicly accessible exterior door to the ESC earlier today, I can confirm that you are not crazy or unnaturally strong. That's about it, though.

My only real theory is that since the questions on the subject I've been able to find in the archives (Board Question #37273Board Question #37248, and Board Question #31237, for the curious) were all asked in either 1998 or 2001, something has changed in the decade and a half (wow) since then. What or why? I have no idea.

-yayfulness