"God blesses those who take out his sweet spirits." - Just Another Cassio
Question #79581 posted on 10/21/2014 1:08 a.m.

Dear QED and FAIL,

Cats or dogs?

-Tim on a Kruse


Dear Kruse Missile,

I'll let two of the Board's resident animal experts duke this one out for you. Gentlemen, cats or dogs?

Jim Halpert: False. Black bear[s].

Dwight Schrute: Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.

Jim Halpert: Fact, bears eat beets. Bears, beets, "Battlestar Galactica."

—The Office, Product Recall (2007), as quoted on IMDB

There you have it. Enjoy the rest of your cruise, Tim!

--Ardilla Feroz 


Dear Tim,

Less work is better.

Cats take care of themselves.

Therefore, cats are better.



Dear Tim,

They aren't called, "Man's best friend" for nothing.  Just so long as it's not a little rat dog that can't do anything but quiver and nip at ankles....

Animal breeding FAIL