"God blesses those who take out his sweet spirits." - Just Another Cassio
Question #819 posted on 09/23/2003 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,
In the bathrooms around campus, do the paper towels come pre cut, or are they cut each time i pull down?
- hand washer

A: Dear hhhhhwwwww,
The roll is one continuous towel when it is inserted, so either it cuts it each time you pull down, or else the little Plastic-Box-on-a-Wall pixies work their magic and cut them all inbetween when it's inserted and when the first person pulls. Don't go trying to find the pixies though -- they're pretty tempermental and they'll make it so the dispenser doesn't dispense, and then we'll all have to run around frantically with our hands in the air to dry them off.
- Fellow hand washer