"When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species." - 1960's Batman TV show
Question #82945 posted on 06/28/2015 5:26 p.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Have you ever made up a ridiculous story to get out of paying a fine?



Dear watcher,

If you're asking this question for the reason I think you are, if you think you know what I'm talking about, email me at ardilla(dot)feroz(at)theboard(dot)byu(dot)edu and let's talk. We should be friends.

Dear everyone else,

If I am ever pulled over for speeding, I feel it may be advantageous to tell the officer I'm getting to the Bering Sea as fast as possible to save my grandmother who got into some trouble with a narwhal-poaching crime-syndicate after a round of bingo gone horribly wrong, I really should be going now if I want to rappel from the rafters at the most opportune moment so I can exact revenge and steer, er, steal their birthday stuff.


--Ardilla Feroz