My Dear Vienna,
I've spent five lonely midnights on the empire state building with tacos. Where are you?
Dear Chris Pratt,
Oh my gosh, I had no idea you read the Board! Though I suppose I should have surmised it. After all, who doesn't read the Board?
As flattering as this is, I am going to have to decline your offer. I mean, I couldn't do that to your wife, Anna! As attractive as you and I both are, it simply isn't worth splitting a family apart over.
I will, however, accept the tacos if you can find a way to get them to me.
P.S. Any other (unmarried) attractive male celebrities who follow the Board (I'm assuming there are many) are welcome to email me. Or bring me tacos.
P.P.S. Actually the tacos thing goes out to anybody, celebrity or not.