If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey
Q:

Dear Excited and the 100 Hour Board,
The sustaining of the new apostles will be in the Saturday afternoon session, and they will both give remarks in the Sunday morning session. My Family Life professor is Lloyd Newell (he does Music and the Spoken Word, as well as being the guy who announces "this is the 174th session of general conference" or whatever). He already has the program and everything for conference, and he said that there's just two blank lines for the Sunday morning session where the new apostles will give remarks. I guess they keep it pretty secret - he said he usually finds out about one minute before the session starts.
- Scarlet