"To me, that's what the gospel is about: helping everyone come unto Christ, from the Simpsons fan to the stay-at-home-mom to the homosexual." - Portia
Question #835 posted on 09/22/2003 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
What is the square root of cheese?
- Cheese King

A: Dear King,
Undefined.
- Inglore
A: Cheese-Head,
Radical cheese of course. Probably that yummy kind that comes in those Hickory Farms Cheeseballs at Christmas Time.
-Thor