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Question #83686 posted on 08/31/2015 12:21 p.m.

Dear Vienna from the future,

What is the answer to Board Question #100000? Please don't make us wait 100 hours after that question posts for this answer!

-Christmas Future


Dear Christmas Future,

I looked up the answer to Board Question #1000000, but unfortunately, both the asker and the answerer of the question reveal some telling information about the winner of Celebrity Survivor Idol, season 7, and I simply can't disclose that information. 

It may not seem like a big deal, but trust me, where I come from, knowing who is going to outwit, outlast, outplay, and outsing their celebrity rivals to become the Celebrity Survivor Idol champion is a big deal.

Oh wait, I just realized I had added in an extra zero. The answer to Board Question #100000 is 8.

-Vienna from the future (who would also like to remind readers that even disclosing that information could change the line of past events such that a completely different question is asked as question #100000)