"In my defense... I saw 'Bring It On'..." -Anonymous Board Writer

Dear Haleamerica,

I was reading about the deal with Iran, and I want your position.

How many nukes do you think we should sell to Iran? Do you think we're asking for too low of a price?

-Concerned Citizen


Dear Amurican,

Haleakonservative's official stance is that we should only give nukes to Iran in exchange for their conservative policies.

-Haleakamurica's Campaign Manager