Whenever he thought about it, he felt terrible. And so, at last, he came to a fateful decision. He decided not to think about it. ~John-Roger and Peter McWilliams
Q:

Dear Haleamerica,

I was reading about the deal with Iran, and I want your position.

How many nukes do you think we should sell to Iran? Do you think we're asking for too low of a price?

-Concerned Citizen

A:

Dear Amurican,

Haleakonservative's official stance is that we should only give nukes to Iran in exchange for their conservative policies.

-Haleakamurica's Campaign Manager