Whenever he thought about it, he felt terrible. And so, at last, he came to a fateful decision. He decided not to think about it. ~John-Roger and Peter McWilliams
Q:

Dear Auto Surf,

Please explain in what ways you may identify with the Authoritarian viewpoint (see Board Question #84208).

-The Inquisitor

A:

Dear Inka sitter,

So, I was going to quote a bunch of Mein Kampf and pretend to aggressively support the authoritarian way, but then I realized there's a lot of history in relation to that book that shouldn't be mocked. So I guess I'll tell the truth.

I identify with the authoritarian viewpoint in the sense that it was at the top and I wanted to be at the top; I wanted to win, and so I did. (I guess technically that wasn't the goal of the test. But if it was, I would have been the winner.)

That's about it. I got bored after the first two questions of the test and decided to make it a game. 

-Auto Surf