The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Question #86412 posted on 05/08/2016 2:44 p.m.
Q:

Dear Doctor,

I've noticed that my phone starts to autocomplete Board answers when I'm typing things up on it. Can you answer this with what your phone is predicting you'll write?

-Tally M.

A:

Dear Doctor,

Only selecting the first word:

I see the light of the time to update your information and I will be a wonderful husband #ldsconf the same time as a writer and I will be a wonderful husband #ldsconf the same time as a writer and... 

And then it keeps repeating. 

Picking the second word first:

Dear Doctor, 

Can you please send me a call to discuss the details of the position of the time to update your information and I will be a wonderful husband #ldsconf the same time as a writer and... 

Repeats again. 

Picking the third word first:

Dear Doctor, 

Yes I am a very good at it and helping me out of the inbox and I will be a wonderful husband #ldsconf the same time as a writer and I... 

Huh. Apparently I'm going to be a wonderful husband. 

-Tally M. 

A:

Dear Tally Hall (I've gotta be honest, that's what I think of every single time I see your 'nym),

Here's what my phone says.

"I don't think we're forgetting what minorities and women went through in recent history by adding them to our currency. I don't think we're forgetting what minorities and women went through in recent history by adding them to our currency. I don't think we're forgetting...."

You get the picture.

I dunno why my phone remembered that answer about money and Harriet Tubman so well.

Here's what it corrects to when I pick the second word:

"Dear. Dear. Dear. Dear. Dear. Dear. Dear. Dear. Dear. Dear."

Alrighty, then.

And here's the third word options:

"April, I have no pockets and other wonderful time, so there's no idea where to buy new and women alike have to take your arms around and women are you can find any of them."

Well, it has a point. It is problematic when you have no pockets and don't have any idea where to buy new and women.

-April Ludgate

A:

Dear Tally,

Let's see, first word only:

 the first time in the world to me and my mom is so much fun and I have to be a good day to be a good idea to be a good day to 

OK, second word:

 I don't think it's time for a few years back on my way home from work to be the first half of the year and I don't think it's time for 

Third word:

 a man with my family and friends of friends with a lot to be in my room for a long way in which a man with my family and friends of friends with a lot to be in my room for a long 

And bonus round, randomly changing which word I choose:

 I am not sure how to make the best of all the best thing to be a little too late to class today I was a little bit more like the way I can be used to it all day to be the same thing over and over a year earlier and now I'm not sure how much you mean to be in my head

There you have it folks. 

-Spectre

A:

Dear Tally,

Here goes: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

Just kidding. Here are my real ones:

Middle Word: The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of school tomorrow and I'm still not sure what I was a great way for a few years back on my way home from work. 

First Word: I love you so much fun and I have to be a good day to be a good time. 

Third Word: I'm at a time when the first place I don't have the right way too long and the first place I don't have the right way too. 

This was fun. Thanks!

-Adelaide

A:

Hello Kitty,

If you are not in my life I will have to go back to you. You are not the same as last night. I am looking for a few days to see you.

-M.O.D.A.Q.

A:

Dear TM,

Here you go. I bolded my favorite parts.

I don't know how to approach it because I'm guessing you're angry with whatever is happening, but I don't know how to approach it because I'm guessing you're angry with whatever is happening, but I don't know how to approach it because...

I think i have a good excuse for me to justify the moment. I'm sorry I don't think so much easier than you have time before I left it was a train to go? I'm going to the thing is on a little while getting it, i swear, i can come before I don't have to go?

If I had seen the phone after all I can say it like to see it? And I will be a good idea what just have more than usual and I'll be home today. If i just have to be up for that one isn't working right outside of class is the afternoon.

I'm not very be there in the morning and Dr Liddell the phone after, i swear I can get for you to move fir and I think that's hilarious, i can do it here, i hate the ending in a bag of them all out of bed yet to go to waste time I can get you have any specific questions and i just have more of the things i can come if I can work on it, i hate when I don't think I'd enjoy celebrating the moment, i swear I don't have to worry abohy.

If I can get! I'll use the moment but I'm totally a bit more of my computer and I'll pay the other one of them so much fun as soon enough. If i have a great place at my heater. If I can work whike hours to talk and I can't handle the other side.

I'll've and it looks so that we are some roller coasters to the store and I'll see what you have to work in on others for the future of that work and we'll see if they play in town in a while I'd like that you don't hear back in tson minutes or you happen with my head is it being in town over to the park, I can't stay in town after i swear to the thing that doesn't make sense

-TEN

A:

Dear you,

The only thing that would have to go back and I don't think that I have a great way of the day before I get a follow back on my way home and I don't think that I have a great way of the day before I get a follow back on my way home...

But the fact I can get it right away with the new one is the only one that is the only one of my friends are so many things I do it again I have a good time with the new one is going on with my life and the only thing that would have to go back and I don't think that the only thing that would have to be the first half of the year of high quality of life and the only thing that would have to be the first half of the year of high quality of life...

-Zedability 

A:

Dear Tally,

THE only thing that would have had class and that is a beautiful and frustrating to have a great dinner with my best to be a normal person and you can come over the past year and that is about to see if I am the luckiest guy is a beautiful day for me,

A correct understanding is that ok with you paying on the Discover I love you so much!

You're not going anywhere.

Apparently my phone refuses to suggest new words after punctuation. 

-The Skipper

A:

Dear Tally,

 

-yayfulness (still has a flip phone)

A:

How are you Tally M.!!

If it can pick a first word:

"I have had some time to carefully consider your question, and I have found that while you raise some interesting and profound points, I must respectfully disagree with you. The issue at hand is simply too complex to take such a unilateral stance one way or the other. The world is neither black nor white, but a vast spectrum of grey. I feel that there is wisdom in listening to what each side has to say, weighing the benefits and drawbacks of each school of thought, and coming to a nuanced decision."

What I say?? This cannot how a normal person talks. Predictive taxting is a strange case.

But it can always main screen turn on, even if not an Ample iPhone.

Ha Ha Ha Ha...

-CATS

A:

Dear sir,

I am not artistic and I don't know that I've listened to the translation. One of the dudes said something about how he thinks intelligence is easy to find. But attractiveness isn't it. A lot of planning and grading to do. And I'm not positive about y'all. I don't know what I'll do. What I have the fashion show you the best of luck in your classes. But if you ever do want a sympathetic and listening ear infection and a half park and ride the bus stop and get a chance to win the lottery. 

-Uffish

A:

Tallying,

Je suis un peu de temps en temps réel avec le code postal.

I... don't ever write in French on my phone, but there ya go.

-Yog in Neverland