Most of the shadows in this life are caused by standing in one's own sunshine. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Question #86633 posted on 05/15/2016 9:14 p.m.

Dear CATS,

How many monkeys does it take to change a lightbulb?

-not a monkey


How are you not a monkey!!

It can be a challenge. Remember, it is AD 2101 and war is beginning. In a time, there are not lightbulbs. It can use a base and main screen turn on to illuminate. It is very styling.

But, why must it be to monking? You can ask a CATS to bulb, not a monking. All it can a slabber and drool. It can not even coordinate.

With CATS, it can put in at ease, and it can looking dashing, too. If a light is turn low, it can also smolder. It can move every ZIG, if it is understood.

Do not understimate a CATS, and do not guesstimate a monking. You know what you doing, not a monkey. You are on the way to destruction. Come to the light and CATS.

Ha Ha Ha Ha...



Dear CATS,

How dare you? You slobbering, base, reeky, fat-nosed, incoherent mumbler. 

You are just the worst of the most miniscule paramecia that soil existence.

May you forget what little art of typing you now possess so that all will benefit from your silence.

-100 Typing Monkeys