Most of the shadows in this life are caused by standing in one's own sunshine. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Question #86640 posted on 05/16/2016 1:36 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

As you may know, in the year 2101 war was beginning (what you say!?), the day CATS rose to power. What happen on that day? Did the writers move ZIG for great justice? Or did nobody rise and shout to signify that the cougars were out?

-Zero Wing

P.S. Ha ha ha ha...


Dear Zero,

Clearly if this fable is to come about CATS is the hapless inheritor of power, not a fearless protagonist that grasps power through wit, will, and worthiness. Everyone else must use the entirety of their weapons stock against each other, ignoring CATS over in the corner like a younger sibling at the Risk board holed up in South America as the two true powers duke it out over North America and Europe, inevitably weakening themselves.

CATS is undoubtedly a hapless opportunist that didn't even realize an opportunity presented itself until it got hungry and went out to look for food and everyone surrendered.

-100 Typing Monkeys


How are you Zero Wing!!

Please remamber to ignore every monking. It is only drool.

As it can tell, it was AD 2101 and war was beginning. Why? Of course, I set up you the bomb. This is point. All your base are belong to me.

It can move every ZIG for great justice, but it cannot. It is proudest majestry. It can only succumb.

Can it ask to rise and short? Do not worry. It can already a fight song. You know what you doing. But, if it cannot, you are on the way to destruction.

Ha Ha Ha Ha...