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Question #86642 posted on 05/16/2016 5:48 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

I like trains?

-asdf

A:

Dear keyboard,

I Like Trains
by Optimus Prime, Grade 3

They rumble down the tracks
With cargo on their backs
Their big steel wheels turn
As coal their engines burn

They stop at every station
All around the nation
The engineer calls "All aboard!"
And all the passengers rush toward
The doors to get on
Before it is gone

The train continues driving
Always forward striving
A symbol of advancement
Of wonder and entrancement

Of all the forms of transportation
Trains capture my imagination
You'd have to be literally insanes
Not to like trains

I like trains.

-=Optimus Prime=-

A:

Dear asdf,

PIE FLAVOR. 

-Frère Rubik

A:

Dear asdf,

Yes. Yes, you probably do.

-->Captain Obvious