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Question #86840 posted on 05/31/2016 1:32 p.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

In Board Question #86730 it's mentioned that more people now than ever are visiting Yellowstone. Why now?

-Gooser, who's been going there every few years


Dear One Who Gooses,

Everyone knows the supervolcano is overdue for an eruption, so they're trying to get in their Yellowstone visits before it goes off and destroys everything.


~Dr. Occam