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Question #88032 posted on 09/23/2016 6:06 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What's new pussycat?

-Tom Jones

A:

Dear Tom,

I would kindly ask that you refrain from mentioning cats in the near future. I haven't quite made it out of the mourning phase, and it's still a tender subject for me.

Thanks,

-The Entomophagist