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Question #88455 posted on 11/20/2016 9:42 p.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Do RMs have the best looking feet, or what?

-Romans 10:15


Dear Mosiah 15:15-17,

I'll let you be the judge of that. Here are some pictures of my feet when I was a missionary.

feet 1.jpg

My feet were completely clean here, so those are tan lines, not dirt.

feet 3.jpg

These are the broken boots I had to keep wearing for about a month after they broke until I could buy new ones. Clearly I was the epitome of fashion.

feet 2.jpg

And this was my attractive and professional footwear for several weeks when I broke my toe. I'm completely serious when I say I hobbled around in public like this every day for about a month, until I could finally squeeze my poor recovering toe into normal shoes again.


Of course, you asked about RMs, not current missionaries. It doesn't really show up in pictures, so you'll have to take my word for it, but I did develop a huge callus on top of one of my toes during my mission. I've been home for almost two years (holy smokes), and it's still there, so I'm pretty sure I'll have it forever. Whenever Q sees it he thinks it's a wart and he comments on my gross warty feet, I remind him that it's just a callus, and he then comments on my nasty RM feet.