"God sometimes does His work with gentle drizzle, not storms. Drip. Drip. Drip." - John Newton (Amazing Grace)

Dear 100 Hour Board,

So, there's this girl I really like. We used to go to the same school. But she never really reciprocated the feelings I had for her, and ended up marrying some jerk face (I won't say his name, but his initials are "James Potter").

Well, what can I say? I'm deeply in love with a married woman. What should I do?

-The Half-Blood Prince


Dear Half of A Blood Prince,

Maintain a respectable difference, but keep tabs on her and her family. Become incredibly depressed when she and her husband perish in a terrible fire that destroys their home. Dedicate your life to telling the story of her three children, who bounce from guardian to guardian in what could only be described as a series of unfortunate--

Ah, wait a moment. I think I have the wrong story here.

-Frère Rubik hasn't forgotten you, oh asker of Board Question #88836. It's just that he's only seen up to the first half of The Wide Window and has been combating a mountain of physics homework that prevents him from watching more.

P.S. This guy's initials are J.A.M.E.S.P.O.T.T.E.R.? What is he, a secret organization?


Dear Severus, 

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, but advises him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.

Dear you,

Learn from the things you admired about her, and get over her.

~Anne, Certainly