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Question #89 posted on 09/03/2003 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Why doesn't Thursday talk it's way into coming after Friday?
-U.P.S.D #83

A: Dear U.P.S.D. #83,
Because it can't talk.
- Rufus