"I'm not a chicken. I'm just really hesitant." -Frasier Crane
Question #89076 posted on 03/04/2017 7:40 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

-Chancellor Palpatine

A:

Dear werf,

No? I thought not. It's not a story the BYUSA would tell you. It's a Board legend. Darth Plagueis was a Head Editor of the Board so powerful and so wise, he could use the Flagettes to influence the tunnel worms to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the underground tunnels, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying.

-The Entomophagist

A:

Dear you,

I think so.

Isn't that the one where there was this girl and she moved to a new town and then she met this mysterious guy who seemed to hate her? And he had really impressive eyes or something? And it turned out he was a Sith? And so she had to decide whether as a regular Alderaanian girl she could be with him? And also there was another guy who was a Jedi, and the two of them hated each other? And I think at the end they got married and had a Sith-Alderaanian baby named Plaguesme.

~Anne, Certainly