If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey
Question #89128 posted on 03/11/2017 10:11 p.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

If I go there will be trouble, and if I stay it will be double.
Should I stay or should I go?

-The Clash


Dear Clash,

Yesterday, I was playing chess with my roommate. He made a move to try to capture one of my knights with one of his. If I took his knight, he would capture mine with another piece, but if I didn't, he would take mine, and there was no way for me to retaliate.

So if I went, there would be trouble, but I did anyway, because I didn't want it to be double.

-The Entomophagist


Dear Will,

Looks like there's a thin barrier between the Board and the Upside Down today.
-Van Goff

Dear The Only Band That Matters,

Maybe this study can help you.

Keep it real,
Sherpa Dave