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Question #89215 posted on 03/25/2017 1:54 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

During your time at BYU, what was your favorite midterm?

-Hopefully not an oxymoron


Dear Oxymoronic,

My time at BYU is still ongoing, but my favorite midterm thus far has been for my Eternal Families class that I'm actually taking this semester. I liked it because it was super easy; all 60-90 questions (I can't remember how many there were) took me a grand total of 12 minutes to answer, and I easily got 100%. T'was wonderful. (Now if I could only carry over that same ease to some of my super hard math classes...)



Dear Ox,

I took a physics midterm where the theme for every question was musical instruments. It was great.



Dear friend,

Eastern Religions. You know why? Because there was no midterm. Best midterm I ever took was the nonexistent one because you can't disappoint your parents with an imaginary F.

-Van Goff


Dear Oxymoronic,

The one where we just had to write an essay in class on something that the professor had explicitly prepared us for, and where the professor brought donuts to give us once we finished writing.