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Question #89292 posted on 04/06/2017 2:39 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What are your favorite princesses, Disney or otherwise?

-Dallin

A:

Dear Dallin:

Disney: Belle and Rapunzel

Not-Disney: Anastasia (the Fox Animation Anastasia, not the real one), because despite how many little kids think that's Disney, it's not. I mean, do we really think Disney would let Rasputin be that creepy? 

Actually, on second thought, the creepiness of Rasputin is absolutely no indication of whether it's Disney appropriate or not, because remember the weird pink elephants drunk dream section in Dumbo?

-Alta (who apologizes but not really for starting this post with happy things like Beauty and the Beast and ending it with horrifying things like Dumbo)

A:

Dear Dallin,

Disney: Belle and probably Mulan and Rapunzel as well.

Not Disney: Ce'Nedra (from The Belgariad and The Mallorean by David Eddings), Danaerys (From A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin), and probably Leia (if for no other reason that Carrie Fisher is a total boss).

~Dr. Occam may or may not still be in the denial stage of the grieving processes over the death of Carrie Fisher

A:

Dear Dallin,

I TRY TO BE LIKE GRACE KELLY

Keep it real,
Sherpa Dave