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Question #89316 posted on 04/10/2017 9:03 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Any advice?

-Donald Trump


Dear Sentient Hair,




Dear Mr. Drumpf,

Undo the Muslim Ban E.O.

Reverse cuts to Medicaid, Meals on Wheels, etc.

Stop using Twitter.

Stop wasting taxpayer dollars to let Melania live in NYC.

Stop going on vacations every other weekend.

Get rid of Steve Bannon.

Generally quit being an absolute moron.

And as Anathema so eloquently put it: Resign.

~Dr. Occam


Dear Mr. President,

Personally, I would go with Blue Bell over Blue Bunny, every time.

Got yer back, mate. Ice cream lovers gotta stick together, amirite?


--Ardilla Feroz