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Question #89333 posted on 04/12/2017 10:55 p.m.

Dear 100 (but hopefully <168) Hour Board,

I'm working on a research paper about Hagoth and his connection to the Maori and Polynesian people.
During my mission to New Zealand I came across this somewhat grainy genealogy. (robowarner.com is my site)
The missionary holding it had copied it from another missionary who copied it from another... etc.

Unfortunately, I can't find any hint of the genealogy's origin online!

Long shot, but have any of you seen a similar genealogy with Hagoth?

I've already spent 3 hours searching, so I'm looking for someone who may already know something about it.

-A Curious Pakeha


Dear Curious,

Considering this question reached over 150 hours without any writers putting up a placeholder, it seems as though none of us already knows anything about where to find a genealogy of Hagoth. Just some cursory searching turned up this page, which you may find useful (though you're probably already aware of it).

Sorry we couldn't be of any more help, and if any readers know of some useful resources, please leave a correction.