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Question #89366 posted on 04/19/2017 9:08 p.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Do you think wrestlers are cute?

-Pin Stripe


Dear ping,

As long as they're not wearing a wrestling uniform. If that's the case, then no thanks. 

-everyone, probably


Dear Pin,

I think it's cute that my boyfriend keeps wanting to wrestle with me even though he was in the Marines and I'm basically a potato with arms. I've told him repeatedly that being stronger than me is cheating, but apparently he's okay with being a cheater.