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Question #89718 posted on 05/17/2017 9:50 p.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Does having a long tongue make you a better kisser?

-Asking for a friend...


Dear Asking,

I think French kissing is overrated, so in my opinion, having a long tongue does not make you a better kisser.




Dear doubt it, 

A doctor once said:

"You can have all the tools in the world but if you don't genuinely believe in yourself, it's useless."

But also, don't be gross. It's hard to believe in yourself if you're being gross. 



Dear Such A Good Friend,

Auto Surf's response to Board Question #89669 reminded me that there was an entire season of Angie Tribeca that I needed to catch up on, and, wouldn't you know it, in the first episode of season two there was a scene that I believe addresses your question quite nicely: link


... And I think that speaks for itself. 

Watch Angie Tribeca

Have a nice day!

-Frère Ruibik


Dear person,

I proposed an experiment to address your question but the IRB shut it down.