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Question #89823 posted on 06/04/2017 5:26 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Ever made your way as far into the interior as...Coruscant?

-Just a simple man trying to make his way in the universe


Dear Jango-wan Kenobi,


-The Entomophagist


Dear Simplicity,

When I read your question, the word Coruscant made me think of a crescent roll, and all I can think of now is journeying into the deliciously buttery interior of said giant, flaky pastry.

~Hungry Anathema


Dear Anathema,

If watching Honey, I Shrunk the Kids has taught us anything, it is that we should never enter into the interior of any food item whatsoever, no matter how large it may be appear relative to us.

As a child, I wasn't able to eat Cheerios for years and years without inspecting each cereal piece individually for fear I might inadvertently consume some diminutive being trapped therein.


--Ardilla Feroz, from the parched and un-croissantlike coast of Cyprus