Dear 100 Hour Board Wizards, Mages, Shamans and Healers,
How would you fight off the beast known as the pesky ingrown toenail?
-Ye Olde Sr. Tapatío
Roll a d20 to put cotton under the corner of your toe every night. Dex save of 8 or more needed for 7 days in a row to successfully get rid of the ingrown toenail. Once the toenail is out, cut the nail straight across the top (rather than cutting all the white part off in a half circle shape) to prevent it from digging into the side of your toe again.
Nat 20 results in the toenail popping out immediately and never giving you trouble again.
Critical fail result in pushing too hard and giving yourself a hangnail on the opposite corner of your toe and you can't find your toenail clippers. And you think you may be getting another ingrown toenail on the other foot.
Epsom salt soaks and a band aid with Neosporin (not Kneel Sporin', as I may have thought for a significant portion of my childhood.)