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Question #89926 posted on 06/17/2017 9:20 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

How would you react if the following conspiracies were proven to be absolutely true?

1) 9/11 was an inside job, perpetrated by our own government.

2) 1969 moon landing was faked, filmed on a sound stage by Stanley Kubrick.

3) The real Paul McCartney died years ago -- the current one is an imposter.

-Wake Up, Sheeple!

A:

Dear five more minutes,

Not sure about the other two, but my dad literally doesn't believe in the moon landing because he watched a documentary about it once... so there'd probably be a lot of "I told you so"-ing going on from him at our house. For his sake, I almost wish it wasn't real (though aware that it probably is). It would at least cheer him up.

-Van Goff