"In my defense... I saw 'Bring It On'..." -Anonymous Board Writer
Question #89977 posted on 07/05/2017 8:02 p.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

do you ever think the bananas just... question their existence?



Dear Wallace&Gromit,

Actually, bananas are quite self-assured about their place in the universe. It's tomatoes that question. Are they a fruit? Are they a vegetable? Is there some grand scheme behind the universe, or is meaning a construct that they themselves invented to distract themselves from the inevitability of death? A tomato may ask, but it fears the answers.

-Van Goff


Dear Mouse,

Seems like a good time to remind everyone about this particular Cyanide & Happiness.

-Frère Rubik


Dear E'rebody,

The banana also has its own existential crises: is it a fruit or an herb?

No one is free.


The Lone Musketeer