"In my defense... I saw 'Bring It On'..." -Anonymous Board Writer
Question #89995 posted on 07/11/2017 12:26 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What would you do with your life if you were suddenly transported to the American Revolution? Possible topics: occupation, social life, hobbies, politics, religion (since the church won't have been restored yet), wreaking havoc on/preserving the timeline, using future knowledge to your advantage, messing with Alexander Hamilton, etc.

-Agent 355


Dear Max,

I would get a scholarship to King's College.
Just kidding I'm a woman, don't get knowledge
The problem is they don't see my brain
Just my polish
Wish I could holler

But that would be inappropriate and so would rapping, and my power of speech will basically be unreachable for the next 12 dozen years, and even then it's gonna be tough. 

-Auto Surf


Dear friend,

Well I'll tell you where I won't be during the late eighteenth-century: Paris. No Reign of Terror for me. Not today. No thanks, Robespierre. I don't like guillotines.

-Van Goff