"Yes, ice machine" -- Hotel Employee on phone to Petra
Question #90001 posted on 07/03/2017 8:38 p.m.

Dear Ardilla,

Have you ever wondered if Fake Vermilion reads The Board? Whatever happened with her?

-Snouter Router


Dear Snouter Router,

Thanks for the shout-out. I'm pretty busy right now and can't respond satisfactorily, but reach out to me again in a couple of weeks and I will explain more, as well as share another sorry tale or two.


--Ardilla Feroz, from an unrecognized splinter nation somewhere