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Dear 100 Hour Board,

In your opinion, who are the three greatest US Presidents ever and why? Three worst?


-Mr. Wampanoag


Dear Mr. Wampanoag,

Petition to give William Henry Harrison a gold star and honorable mention certificate because hey buddy, you tried.

-Van Goff


Dear you,

Best: Washington, Lincoln, and FDR.

Worst: Jackson, Nixon, and Hoover*.

*I didn't include Trump because his presidency isn't over; however, I strongly suspect that he will replace Hoover on this list as soon as he's out of office.