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Question #90149 posted on 07/25/2017 9:32 p.m.
Q:

Dear Luciana,

Does Appleby have flies in his eyes?

-Yossarian

A:

Dear Yo-yo,

Have you ever beaten him at ping-pong?

Love,

Luciana