Dear 100 Hour Board,
What would you do if people started asking questions using your 'nyms?
Dear Gravely Accented Imposter,
I would stay cool as a Rubikumber (it's like a cucumber but it loves Pikachus and terrible puns), because I know the one great secret of Frère Rubik: Frère Rubik never answers his own questions. Because I know this secret, if I ever see a question asked by Frère Rubik but also answered by Frère Rubik, I will surely know that Frère Rubik did not actually ask the question. I also know that Frère Rubik will always call people out for using his 'nym without permission.
So again: cool as a Rubikumber.
P.S. But please don't do that. It's just confusing, and you can come up with a much cooler 'nym than Frère Rubik
P.P.S. But also I feel strangely honored that mine was the 'nym you chose so thanks for that.