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Question #90305 posted on 08/30/2017 3:08 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What would you do if people started asking questions using your 'nyms?

-Frère Rubik


Dear Gravely Accented Imposter,

I would stay cool as a Rubikumber (it's like a cucumber but it loves Pikachus and terrible puns), because I know the one great secret of Frère Rubik: Frère Rubik never answers his own questions. Because I know this secret, if I ever see a question asked by Frère Rubik but also answered by Frère Rubik, I will surely know that Frère Rubik did not actually ask the question. I also know that Frère Rubik will always call people out for using his 'nym without permission.

So again: cool as a Rubikumber.

-Frère Rubik

P.S. But please don't do that. It's just confusing, and you can come up with a much cooler 'nym than Frère Rubik

P.P.S. But also I feel strangely honored that mine was the 'nym you chose so thanks for that.