Dear 100 Hour Board,
Would you rather:
1) Be totally hairless - not even eyelashes
2) Be hairier than a Wookiee
Dear Hairy Decision,
Even though being completely hairless looks really creepy, I would still choose it over being hairier than a Wookiee because pretending to look like a normal person would be much easier that way.
Definitely hairless. After all, it would be a lot easier to just buy a wig and find some way of faking eyebrows than constantly shaving and being mistaken for Bigfoot's comparatively diminutive cousin.
Hairless. Honestly I can't even take care of the hair I have.
Keep it real,
Well some of us are already pretty dang hairy and we can't help it and this question hits a little too close to home.
-At his hairiest, Frère Rubik's face could barely be discerned for the wreath of hair that surrounded it