Oh, there he goes off to his room to write that hit song "Alone in my principles."
Question #90373 posted on 09/24/2017 11:38 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Would you rather:

1) Be totally hairless - not even eyelashes

OR

2) Be hairier than a Wookiee

-Pileous Dilemma

A:

Dear Hairy Decision,

Even though being completely hairless looks really creepy, I would still choose it over being hairier than a Wookiee because pretending to look like a normal person would be much easier that way.

-The Entomophagist

A:

Dear Bilious,

Definitely hairless. After all, it would be a lot easier to just buy a wig and find some way of faking eyebrows than constantly shaving and being mistaken for Bigfoot's comparatively diminutive cousin. 

~Anathema

A:

Dear PD,

Hairless. Honestly I can't even take care of the hair I have.

Keep it real,
Sherpa Dave

A:

Dear Pileous,

Well some of us are already pretty dang hairy and we can't help it and this question hits a little too close to home.

-At his hairiest, Frère Rubik's face could barely be discerned for the wreath of hair that surrounded it