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Question #90458 posted on 10/06/2017 10:26 p.m.

Dear Babalugats,

Your pen identification answer was amazing!

How close to fifty eggs can you eat? I'm betting you can't eat half that! Care to try and share the experience?

-Scrambled Yolk


Dear Benedict,

Nobody ever eat fifty eggs. But can I eat half that? Seeing as how you did not specify in what form and in what time frame I will say yes. I can eat 25 eggs. In the form of cookies over about a month. That's still impressive. I mean that's gotta be five batches of cookies in a single month. 

I very seriously considered taking the challenge of 25 eggs in one sitting. guppy of doom and Tipperary kindly offered to donate their own eggs even. Awfully sweet of them (though I don't think they can lay 25 eggs in 100 hours.) 

It would only be about 3 lbs depending largely on the size of the eggs. But because I don't even like eggs much and I am very protective of my bowel regularity ('scuse my french) I have elected not to take a bet that would make me feel terrible for days and instead offer an estimate of how many I could bring myself to eat for the sake of a bet.

Like maybe 12?


P.S thanks for the compliment! A good pen is a happy writer.