Dear 100 Hour Board,
I want to know now, know now, can you love me again?
I do love you. But like in a "grateful for my trials" kind of way. Have a nice life, buddy!
I don't even know who you are.
Nope. I don't break up with someone unless there's a reason. I'll always love you as a person, but not as a boyfriend.
HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK SUCH A THING!?!
I don't care about your moon venture, we are through! Did you honestly think I could forget about all the other Carols? Well, I'm not making the same mistake again, mark my words. Find some other poor Carol's heart to break.